BAMKAPOWXO's Funny Jokes & Text Posts

May 07

oreoofficial:

in science today i got into a debate because i said the moon wasnt real and these people had very compelling arguments but could never answer my question of “have you ever been there?”

May 05

all-four-cheekbones:

doorlord5ever:

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

You win best response.

May 05

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

Apr 21

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

Mar 14
Mar 14

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

Mar 14

inbox:

inbox:

do you ever wonder if any of your followers are dead

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Mar 14

churchformen:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

Mar 14

420snorlax:

adulthood is wearing a seatbelt no matter how far you’re driving

Mar 14

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon